Catnip Enthusiast

monicaivette:

1. The Secret Life of the American Teenager. 
2. Nikita 
3. Glee
4. Every new disney channel sitcom for the new generation of Disney. (Shake It Up, A.N.T. Farm, So Random, etc)

except Good Luck Charlie.

that show is funny and has sexual innuendos sometimes.

My mom is so annoying she is taking up the entire couch and she isn’t even watching and like wtf dude go to your fucking room to sleep.

Oh my god I’m going to cry tears of happiness

SHARK WEEK IS HERE

Less than 40 min until Shark Week (((:

I swear, the closer it gets to 9 pm the more fanatic I’m gonna get about Shark Week oh my god.

I’m gonna lose so many followers from how obnoxious I’m going to be.

Who cares about Beauty and the Beast when Shark Week is less than 2 hours away?

PRIORITIZE YO’SELVES.

…Tumbling about Harry Potter *is* a hobby…

I’m judging you.

All I want to do is sleep. I’m too tired to go without sleep again. Ugh. Fuck everyone for dragging me to gramma’s to babysit. Mother fuckers.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but THERE IS TOO MUCH HARRY POTTER ON MY DASH. Jesus Christ y’all need hobbies.

people that liveblog pottermore need to shut up

deathcab4booty:

osamabinlatte:

when people don’t like or reblog my posts i assume it’s because they literally died from laughing so hard

gpoy

kyoot

thx

I’m just so not amused

I just walked 4 miles from Newton Centre to home because (a) boston public transportation sucks balls and (b) my mom didn’t feel like picking me up from the train.

K DEN.

I’m also flat broke.

Like, I have no money in my bank account or my wallet and I’m in debt with my sister.

LOVING LIFE.

LOL NOW I GOTTA GO AGAIN

hahaha

• come home after a night of partying at fucking noon
• shower
• get dressed
• leave again
• FUCKING SUMMER 2011
• but I really needed last night. 
• I’m so much better now.

• vacuumed
• cleaned my room
• cleaned my sister’s half as well
• did the laundry
• about to wash the dishes
• then I’mma take the trash out
• shower
• get dressed
• get my shit together and then catch the 4:38 bus
• ugh fuck
• less than one hour
• bye

ok I have one hour to clean my room and whatever else I can before I have to go get the laundry and then fold it and sort it.

I can do this.

ok I just threw in the laundry.

at 1:40 I’ll throw it into the dryer

then at 2:45 I’ll fold everything and put it all away

I’ll also have cleaned my room by then.

After I’m done with cleaning my room, I’ll clean my sister’s side and then the kitchen and whatever else is messy.

Then around 4:00 I’ll start packing up and getting dressed and stuff.  I need to shower before 4 tho wah.

Then I leave to go to centre and pick up stuff and meet up with dbag.

then yeah okay good plan.

I’m yelling at myself to get up and do things and be productive.  Wah.

haykelsey:

I should shower because I’m being social later.

• get out of bed
• do laundry?
• shower
• catch the 4:38 to get to centre
• meet up with some douche bag
• go to cvs
• ping pong balls and red bull
• meow meow meow

Okay I’m gonna try going to sleep.  I need to wake up in a couple hours though, not at 11 as usual.  I need before fucking 7 at least ugh.

Adios.