March 2011
I’m going to take a break from Tumblr. Not a 5 minute break, but maybe a couple weeks.  I need to sort out my life first because today was just too much and I need to prioritize.  I can’t let myself sink down any further. /endambiguity I’ll be giving my password to a trusted friend and he will change it so I won’t have access anymore, or at least for the time being. ...
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lockless asked: Unable to decide on an adjective.
So same as usual. rofl
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I don’t know what to post wah
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Oh, I forgot to tell you guys! I’m pooping right now hehhehehe.
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Anonymous asked: penis
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lockless asked: Ohello, how're you? :D
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Do it, you won't. →
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Anonymous asked: We should date...
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littleoyster: delusionalcatlady: littleoyster: delusionalcatlady: littleoyster: delusionalcatlady: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster… Plants? What? I thought you meant bacon. rebacon is bacon grows when you talk to it rebagel if bagel grows when you talk to it rebanana if banana grows when you talk to it reburger if burgers grow...
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littleoyster: delusionalcatlady: littleoyster: delusionalcatlady: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster… Plants? What? I thought you meant bacon. rebacon is bacon grows when you talk to it rebagel if bagel grows when you talk to it rebanana if banana grows when you talk to it reburger if burgers grow when you talk to it rekevin if kevin...
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things i can do right
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littleoyster: delusionalcatlady: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster… Plants? What? I thought you meant bacon. rebacon is bacon grows when you talk to it rebagel if bagel grows when you talk to it rebanana if banana grows when you talk to it
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stephaniepaigelurking replied to your post: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster… do the “we must, we must, we must increase our bust” from Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.” lol oh my god
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littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster… Plants? What? I thought you meant bacon. rebacon is bacon grows when you talk to it
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That great feeling you get when a picture of you gets a double digit amount of notes.
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littleoyster replied to your post: littleoyster replied to your post: I’m gonna wear… Boobies. I heard they grow better if you talk to them. …or was that plants?
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blink-169 replied to your photo: this is actually the first time that I’ve ever… BABY <3 tildyyy replied to your photo: this is actually the first time that I’ve ever… You look super pretty. I likes it very muchly. thank you *: piquechu- replied to your photo: this is actually the first time that I’ve ever… MASHA IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! you look fab, qurrl~ :) omg thank you...
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littleoyster replied to your post: I’m gonna wear a low cut shirt tomorrow and use… I feel like a creep for reading this. Hehehehhe and you’ll know my secret trololo
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I’m gonna wear a low cut shirt tomorrow and use the new tricks I learned to making my boobs look bigger heheheh.
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Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
-karma-police-: ageekswetdreams: youreinsiouxcountry: aequitas—: And Hitler was like: And Gobbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like: WHY ARE MY HISTORY LESSONS NOT LIKE THIS?! This is seriously the single best thing I...
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purgeparty asked: Seriously, like. The amount of jelly I am is litera-

Is like fifty jars worth. You've done so much more than I, and I'm older than you, ahaha. I feel kinda lame now.

baha, good job.
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purgeparty asked: >$89

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.

I jelly.
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I should go make myself a lunch because being flat broke means I can’t buy food and being hungry from the moment I wake up to the moment i come home just isn’t fun so yeah I’m gonna go make myself some lunch for tomorrow and pick out what to wear so I can stay in the shower a little bit longer than usual. This is why I should just drop out of school and become a house wife. As...
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hurpaderp replied to your post: hurpaderp replied to your post: If I were to read… Spark notes. gurrl. As long as it’s not too big an assignment, you could put it off a bit or only read some tonight and hope to bs your way through tomorrow. it’s big and it’s in class.  Thank god I have it last block tho and 2 free blocks before so I can finish it then but shit man I gotta get...
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tildyyy replied to your post: tildyyy replied to your post: If I were to read… sleep is more important. plus books are for squares.
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hurpaderp replied to your post: If I were to read “Into The Wild” tonight,… Into the Wild wasn’t even that good, honestly. If I were you I’d just be all “Fuck it, seniors.” Even though you’re not a senior, BUT U NO. …yeah but I still have to read it because we’re doing an assignment in class tomorrow and it’s just….u g h.
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az09456 replied to your photo: he’s kinda hot lolol hes kinda dead lolol shut up
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tildyyy replied to your post: If I were to read “Into The Wild” tonight,… attempt. why not? because frankly, I value my sleep more than my english grade. My grades are complete shit anyway, it’s not even really worth trying anymore since I know i’m just a complete failure and will never amount to anything in life. I’m just not meant to succeed.
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If I were to read “Into The Wild” tonight, beginning at ~9, I’d have to read about 23 pages every hour through the night and I’d be done by 6 am. l o l to attempt or not to attempt…. It’s sad that I’ve read Harry Potter books twice (even three times) the size of this book in less time.  I would totally finish the book in the allotted time, if not...
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So I go to the bathroom my mom is in and grab a roll of toilet paper because she’s gonna take forever an I had to poop so I was like w/e I’ll use the sketchy bathroom so anyways I go in and she not doing anything and I grab a roll and she’s like “where are you going with that” an I’m like “…..fucking narnia, where else could I possibly go with a roll...
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